monday's dead

an limerick to monday, the most boring day of the week (excepting wednesday, which is also a really boring day-and the most ennui-laden of all, sunday. blurg. & yes, i have been watching WAY TOO MUCH 30 rock. 476 episodes a day.)

if Monday was a man he'd be dead
a bullet shot straight to the head.
he'd deserve it, no doubt.
from the rooftops, we'd shout
"it's Tuesday we wanted instead!"