she turns 50 today, ladies & gentlemen. all the internet stuff can wait. my mom is 50! she got the looks-blond hair, blue eyes & almost 6' tall (wtf?!? says the daughter with brown cow eyes, brown as dirt hair & all of 5' 7" tall. pfffttt.)
whole family together tonight for the first time in almost a decade (pass the xanax). regardless of what food gets thrown at whom, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE MOM.